6/06/2014 09:11:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Manager: “Do you know anything about this fax-machine?”
Staff: “A little. What’s wrong sir?”
Manager: “Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened.”
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Staff: “How did you load the sheet?”
Manager: “I didn’t want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded it so only the recipient would open it and read it.”

6/04/2014 03:39:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »


Superstar monkey



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Befooled



Once Banta went to Bombay. While passing through a road he saw a very high building.
He was amazed to see it, and decided to count its stories. As he was doing so a townsman saw him and tried to befool him.
So he approached Banta and asked, “What are you doing?”
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When he told the answer, the townsman said that one had to pay two rupees for every storey counted.
“How many have you counted?”

Banta said ten and gave the man twenty rupees. Walking away Banta was very happy to think how he has befooled the other man for he had counted twenty.
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God is missing





Superstar monkey



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Befooled



Once Banta went to Bombay. While passing through a road he saw a very high building.
He was amazed to see it, and decided to count its stories. As he was doing so a townsman saw him and tried to befool him.
So he approached Banta and asked, “What are you doing?”
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When he told the answer, the townsman said that one had to pay two rupees for every storey counted.
“How many have you counted?”

Banta said ten and gave the man twenty rupees. Walking away Banta was very happy to think how he has befooled the other man for he had counted twenty.
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God is missing



There were two brothers at aged 12 & 8. They were so naughty and always people comes with complain to their parents. Parents became very fed-up and they have taken them to the mental doctor.
Doctor firstly call 12 years boy and asked him “Tell me where is god?” The boy keep himsilence. Then doctor again with loud voice asked him “Tell me where is God?”.
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The boy suddenly ran away and went to his home and hide himself in his cloth cupboard.
When another brother saw that he also ran away after him and reached to the home and asked “Brother what doctor asked you and why you ran away?”
The elder brother said, “God is missing and everybody thinking that we did it”

5/29/2014 08:17:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Hotel Management gave advertisement for a good cook to recruit. One cook has sent one application as follows :
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“Dear Sir, I am a good cooker. If you appoint me, I am sure I will be able to cook you. When I was working earlier in a hotel I cooked them all.”

5/07/2014 09:51:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »


Beer Mafia
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Shaadi ke pehle aur baad
Shaadi ke pehle ladki: Darling tum nahi toh main nahi… Aur main nahi toh tum nahi!
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Shaadi ke baad ladki: Aaj ya toh tu nahi ya main nahi!!
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Dailed the wrong number



A Husband makes a call to the Hospital to know about his pregnant Wife.
But accidentally the call went to a Cricket stadium.

He asked ” What is the condition?”
He fainted after What he heard….
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Guess What the reply was??
It is… 7 are already out…
3 more will be out by Lunch…
and… The First one was a DUCK…

3/29/2014 04:24:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Patient to Nurse: I Don’t Want To Get Well Because I Love U and I want see u everyday!
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Nurse : U won’t get well either, bcoz doctor has seen u kissing me & he loves me too!

2/17/2014 09:22:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »


Monalisa on world tour
Monalisa after 1 week in Africa
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Banta wants to die



Banta went to the emergency room with the tip of his index finger blown off.
“How did this happen?” the doctor asked.
“Well I was trying to commit suicide,” Banta replied.
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The doctor asked, “Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?”
“No, silly! First I put the gun on my head and I thought my face would look horrible, then I put it in my mouth and I thought I just paid Rs. 1,000 to get my teeth straightened. So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought this is going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.“

2/01/2014 07:26:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
One day a father called his 6 children together and asked, “Now tell me, who has been most obedient during last week and did everything mommy asked?”
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In one voice they all replied, “You, Daddy!”

1/24/2014 09:23:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »


Looking Good



While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,” she said sweetly, “Without your glasses you look like the same handsome young man I married.”
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“Honey,” he replied with a grin, “Without my glasses, you still look pretty good too!”

1/13/2014 09:21:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »

Black baby



Ek gora aadmi tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha.
Tabhi woh apni patni ke paas jata hai aur poochta hai, “Yaar main bhi gora tha tum bhi gori thi to bachcha kaise kala paida ho gaya”
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Aur phir uski biwi ne jawab diya, “Darling main bhi hot tum bhi hot sayad bachcha jal gaya hoga.”a

1/01/2014 08:03:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
“Another fresh new year is here . . .
Another year to live!
To banish worry, doubt, and fear,
To love and laugh and give!

This bright new year is given me
To live each day with zest . . .
To daily grow and try to be
My highest and my best!

I have the opportunity
Once more to right some wrongs,
To pray for peace, to plant a tree,
And sing more joyful songs!”

12/30/2013 08:15:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
There were two brothers at aged 12 & 8. They were so naughty and always people comes with complain to their parents. Parents became very fed-up and they have taken them to the mental doctor.
Doctor firstly call 12 years boy and asked him “Tell me where is god?” The boy keep himsilence. Then doctor again with loud voice asked him “Tell me where is God?”.
brothers.jpg
The boy suddenly ran away and went to his home and hide himself in his cloth cupboard.
When another brother saw that he also ran away after him and reached to the home and asked “Brother what doctor asked you and why you ran away?”
The elder brother said, “God is missing and everybody thinking that we did it”

12/26/2013 03:51:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Wife: Why are you waiting here?
Husband: Sher ka shikar karne ja raha hoon mere darling!
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Wife: Toh jao naa khade kyu ho!
Husband: Kaise jaau.. Bahar kutta jo khada hai!

12/19/2013 07:45:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
A woman walks up to an obnoxious drunk at a bar and tells him, "If you were my husband, I'd poison your drink."
The man replies, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

12/13/2013 08:13:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
The mother says to her daughter, "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"
The daughter answers, "First day? Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow?"

12/07/2013 06:59:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Papa : Beta, har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character thik ho jayega…
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Beta : Lekin Papa fir aap ka character ka kya hoga..??

12/01/2013 06:59:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
Police: Where do u live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With Me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
Me: You won't believe me if I tell you.
Police: Tell Me!
Me: Next to my house.

11/29/2013 08:20:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he comments, “You look terrible. What’s the problem?”
“My mother died in August,” he said, “and left me $25,000.”
“Gee, that’s tough,” he replied.
“Then in September,” the friend continued, “My father died, leaving me $90,000.”
“Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you’re depressed.”
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“And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000.”
“Three close family members lost in three months? How sad.”
“Then this month,” continued, the friend, “absolutely nothing!”

11/16/2013 07:18:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
"When are you getting married to your girlfriend?"
"I would have already, if it weren't for her family."
"Her family?"
"Her husband and three kids."

11/03/2013 08:00:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
Ek aurat apne beta ko doctor ke pass le jaati hai aur bolti hai mera beta bike se gir gaya.
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Doctor: I don’t know hindi. Tell me in english
Aurat: My londa gironda from hero honda.

11/01/2013 06:31:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
Santa is driving down a road and sees a sign that says, “Watch for Fallen Rocks.”
A few kilometres later, he sees some rocks at the side of the road, so he stops and picks them up.
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When he gets to the next town, he carries the rocks into the Highway Maintenance office and puts them on the counter.
“Here are your fallen rocks,” he says to the man behind the counter. “Now where is my watch?”.
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