10/30/2011 07:44:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C. After Seeing he went to Delhi. Guess why?
The FORM said "FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
The FORM said "FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
10/29/2011 01:58:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes". The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was! "Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny..." After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail he got on the telephone and gave her a call. Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn't remember her answer to the marriage proposal. "Oh", she said, "I'm so glad you called. I remembered saying 'yes' to someone, but I couldn't remember who it was."
10/25/2011 09:13:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked stunning, he felt that in this suit he can do business.
As he was preening himself in front of the mirror he reached down to put his hands in the pockets and to his surprise he noticed that there were no pockets. He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him, "Didn't you tell me you were a banker?"
The young man answered, "Yes, I did."
To this the tailor said, "Who ever heard of a banker with his hands in his own pockets?"
10/17/2011 09:45:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
डाक्टर-तुम्हारे दो दांत कैसे टूट गए|
मरीज-सख्त रोटी खाने से|
डाक्टर-बीवी को रोटी खाने से मनaa कर देते|
मरीज-किया था,इसलिए,ये हालत हो गई है|
मरीज-सख्त रोटी खाने से|
डाक्टर-बीवी को रोटी खाने से मनaa कर देते|
मरीज-किया था,इसलिए,ये हालत हो गई है|
10/16/2011 11:11:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
10/11/2011 10:51:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
Student: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
10/10/2011 08:37:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Patient: doctor, mujhe 3 mahine se khaasi hai.
Doctor: itne din kyu chup the?
Patient: chup kaun tha doctor. main to khaas rahaa tha.
Doctor: itne din kyu chup the?
Patient: chup kaun tha doctor. main to khaas rahaa tha.
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