2/14/2012 09:06:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Patient: Doctor, I think that I’ve bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
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Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: “No, but I’ll be able to see if your neck leaks.”

2/14/2012 09:04:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Boy : Jaan-e-man… ees dil me aaja na!
Girl : Sandal nikalu kya?
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Boy : Pagli, yeh mandir nahi… aise hi aaja!!

2/10/2012 08:58:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
Stosh and Stan were recently laid off when they decided to rob a bank. They planned for weeks so that everything would go smoothly when the heist took place. Stosh's job was to crack open the safe and detain the manager and Stan's job was to grab the money from the safe and the teller windows.
When the robbery took place, Stan gathered up all the money from the tellers but when he got to the safe, it was all tied up and the manager had a strange look on his face.
"STOSH!" Stan cried out. "I said BLOW THE SAFE and TIE UP THE MANAGER."

2/05/2012 05:37:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »

Once Laloo was coming out of airport.
As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo “WAIT SIR“…
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For which Laloo replied “65Kgs” and moved on…

2/05/2012 05:33:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »

Sardarji proposes to a woman.
She says “yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile ! boots.”
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He sets off to Africa and disappears.
Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one.
He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims
’71st and *again* barefeet!’

2/05/2012 05:29:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »

Sardar joined new job. First day, he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening?
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Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

2/04/2012 09:09:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
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Santa: Ji, aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am .
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