2/22/2012 07:39:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked, “what you did till evening?”
computer
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alrig

2/22/2012 07:36:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
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2/22/2012 07:35:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: “Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some flowers in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?”
Prisoner
The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter: “Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money.”

2/22/2012 07:33:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
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FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

2/22/2012 07:32:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
bathtub
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

2/20/2012 02:50:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »

Biwi: “Aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha, Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?”
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Shohar: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.”

2/14/2012 09:11:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge
Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Sardar replied : Ok! We’ll apply next year.
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