11/18/2012 10:42:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »

A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping. She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper.

"Pardon me, sir," she says to the store manager, "but can you explain the differences in all these toilet papers?"

"Well," he replies pointing out one brand, "this is as soft as a baby's kiss. It's $1.50 per roll."

He grabs another and says, "This is nice and soft as a bunny, strong but gentle, and it's $1.00 a roll."

Pointing to the bottom shelf he tells her, "We call that our No Name brand, and it's 20 cents per roll."

"Give me the No Name," she says.

She comes back about a week later, seeks out the manager and says, "Hey! I've got a name for your No Name toilet paper. I call it John Wayne."

"Why?" he asks.
Toilet Paper selection at Kaiser's in Berlin, Germany
"Because it's rough, it's tough and it don't take crap off anybody!"   

11/13/2012 10:00:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »

Banta wants to celebrate his wife’s birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake.
The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.
Well he thinks for a while and says:
birthday
Let’s put, “you are not getting older you are getting better”.
The salesman asks, “How do you want me to put it?”
Sardar says, Well put “You are not getting older”, at the top and You are getting better” at the bottom.
The real fun didn’t start until the cake was opened the entire party watched themessage decorated on the cake:
“You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better at the bottom”.

11/12/2012 08:39:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
The patient says, "Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea."
The doctor says, "Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."
mug = cup


The patient says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
The doctor says, "Next, please."

11/09/2012 10:33:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »

Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.
cow-milk.jpg
Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.
Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de.

11/03/2012 03:54:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
A Sardar was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird dropped a load when it was directly over him.
Bird
The Sardar says, “Good thing that cows don’t fly.”

11/03/2012 03:53:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »



One girl comes late to class.
Professor : Why r u late?
Girl
: One boy was following me sir

boy following girl
Professor : So,what?
Girl
: That boy was walking very slowly.

11/02/2012 12:32:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Banta and and son went fishing one day. Sitting in the boat for a couple of hours gave them not much to do, so the son started thinking about the world around him. He began to get curious so he asked his father some questions.
“How does this boat float?”
Banta thought for a moment, then replied, “Don’t rightly know, son.”
The boy returned to his contemplation, but soon came up with another one, “How do fish breath underwater?”
fishings.jpg
Once again Banta replied, “Don’t rightly know, son.”
A little later the boy asked Banta, “Why is the sky blue?”
Again, Banta replied, “Don’t rightly know, son.”
Worried he was going to annoy his father, he said, “Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?”
Banta immediately assured him, “Of course not, son. If you don’t ask questions, you’ll never learn anything!”
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