2/01/2013 05:37:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn’t find one big enough for her family.
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She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”

2/01/2013 05:35:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse?
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He is given his last chance to run awa

2/01/2013 05:34:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Raat ka time jab Munna aur Chinkie apnay bed room mien so rahay thay to phone ki ghanti baji.
Voice: Aray doctor sahab jaldi aayeay! Meray betay nay blade kha liya hai.
Girl on call
Munna abhi jaanay k liye tayyar hi hota k dobara phone aata hai.
Voice: Doctor Sahab! Aab aanay ki koi zaroorat nahi, meray husband ko shave k liye doosra blade mil gaya hai.

2/01/2013 05:29:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Movie Director, “Now you have to jump from the 10th floor.”
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Nervous Actor, “But suppose I got injured or killed?”
Director, “Thats the idea, coz its the last scene of the movie.”

2/01/2013 05:26:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Robert: America mein WAAR ho gaya boss!!! Ajit: U.S mein kyaa rakhaa hai Bloody Fool!!! India mein roz “WAAR” hota hai.
Two men talking
Bolo kaise???
Robert: Nahin maaloom Boss!!! Ajit: Arre ulloo!!! SOMWAAR, MANGALWAAR, BUDHWAAR…

2/01/2013 05:24:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Door bell
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again.
Santa replies, “I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.”

2/01/2013 05:22:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?
A. Because he was pissed off!
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