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Beer Mafia
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Shaadi ke pehle aur baad
Shaadi ke pehle ladki: Darling tum nahi toh main nahi… Aur main nahi toh tum nahi!
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Shaadi ke baad ladki: Aaj ya toh tu nahi ya main nahi!!
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Dailed the wrong number



A Husband makes a call to the Hospital to know about his pregnant Wife.
But accidentally the call went to a Cricket stadium.

He asked ” What is the condition?”
He fainted after What he heard….
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Guess What the reply was??
It is… 7 are already out…
3 more will be out by Lunch…
and… The First one was a DUCK…

3/29/2014 04:24:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Patient to Nurse: I Don’t Want To Get Well Because I Love U and I want see u everyday!
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Nurse : U won’t get well either, bcoz doctor has seen u kissing me & he loves me too!

2/17/2014 09:22:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »


Monalisa on world tour
Monalisa after 1 week in Africa
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Banta wants to die



Banta went to the emergency room with the tip of his index finger blown off.
“How did this happen?” the doctor asked.
“Well I was trying to commit suicide,” Banta replied.
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The doctor asked, “Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?”
“No, silly! First I put the gun on my head and I thought my face would look horrible, then I put it in my mouth and I thought I just paid Rs. 1,000 to get my teeth straightened. So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought this is going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.“

2/01/2014 07:26:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
One day a father called his 6 children together and asked, “Now tell me, who has been most obedient during last week and did everything mommy asked?”
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In one voice they all replied, “You, Daddy!”

1/24/2014 09:23:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »


Looking Good



While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,” she said sweetly, “Without your glasses you look like the same handsome young man I married.”
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“Honey,” he replied with a grin, “Without my glasses, you still look pretty good too!”

1/13/2014 09:21:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »

Black baby



Ek gora aadmi tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha.
Tabhi woh apni patni ke paas jata hai aur poochta hai, “Yaar main bhi gora tha tum bhi gori thi to bachcha kaise kala paida ho gaya”
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Aur phir uski biwi ne jawab diya, “Darling main bhi hot tum bhi hot sayad bachcha jal gaya hoga.”a

1/01/2014 08:03:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
“Another fresh new year is here . . .
Another year to live!
To banish worry, doubt, and fear,
To love and laugh and give!

This bright new year is given me
To live each day with zest . . .
To daily grow and try to be
My highest and my best!

I have the opportunity
Once more to right some wrongs,
To pray for peace, to plant a tree,
And sing more joyful songs!”
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