6/30/2010 10:21:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
A Drunk man points towards sky and asks another drunk: Is it sun or moon?
Second Drunk: I can't say what it is, because I am also new in the town.
6/30/2010 10:19:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
An Indian Sardar ji & a Pakistani were in Titanic. Titanic was sinking.
Pakistani: How much the earth is far from here?
Indian Sardar Ji: 2 kilo meter.
The Pakistani jumped into the sea and asked again: ...to which direction?
Indian Sardar Ji: Downwards.
6/30/2010 10:14:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
A Haryanvi bought a car on loan from a bank. He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
Funny Haryanvi: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
6/30/2010 10:12:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
School Teacher: What is common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavir and Guru Nanak Dev Ji?
Student: All of them were born on Indian centre govt holidays!
6/30/2010 10:11:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
| Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life." Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend ? Santa: My wife’s first husband. |
6/30/2010 10:10:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Teacher to Student: Kid, your essay on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy from him?
Student: No, teacher, it's about the same dog!
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