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Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A. It let out a little wine!

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In snow banks.

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Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?
A. They take the psycho path.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

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Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Is that you mommy?"

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Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A. He wanted cold hard cash!

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