3/29/2011 12:15:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Raman:  Let's play a game !
Vaman:  All right, but which game ?
Raman:  We 'll play school-school i will be a teacher and you can be a student.
Vaman:  Okay, then i will be absent.

3/29/2011 08:13:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
अनिल-ये बकरा कितने का दिया?
कसाई-५०० रूपये का|
अनिल-इतना सस्ता?
कसाई-चाइना का है,कोई गारंटी नहीं,क्या पता कब भौंकने लगे|

3/29/2011 08:07:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
Q-Why did Jack put a clock under his desk?
A-Because he wanted to work over-time.

3/29/2011 08:04:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
Teacher-If you don't pay fees you won't be allowed to sit for your exams.
Tarun-That's ok sir,we'll stand and write the exam.

3/28/2011 07:20:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Master-Why are you late?
Servant-As soon as I reached the bus stand,I saw the bus moving out,so I ran after it and saved five rupees.
Master-Fool,why didn't you run after a taxi?You could have saved fifty rupees.

3/28/2011 07:54:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
पत्नी,पति से- आज हमारी शादी की सालगिरह है,आज आप क्या करोगे?
पति-दो मिनट का मौन|

3/27/2011 08:51:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
पप्पू-अनिल,आज मैंने तीन नर मछर और दो मादा मछर मारे?
अनिल-तुम्हे कैसे पता,वो नर थे या मादा?
पप्पू-तीन beer की बोतल पर बैठे थे,और दो फोन पर?
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