12/30/2011 08:56:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
garmi ka din tha aur ek machchar bahut pareshaani se baitha tha...thabhi ek saathi machchar wahaan aaya aur poocha... " kyu bhai tum itne pareshaan kyu ho"

pahale machar ne jawaab dia...." dekh yaar kamaal ho raha hai....choohe daani mai chooha.... saabun daani mai saabun aur machchar daani mai aadmi so raha hai...."

12/29/2011 10:41:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty.

He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!"

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.

"Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.

The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.

He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?"

"Yes", said the parrot.

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot: "What's your name?"

"Clarence," said the bird.

"That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?"

The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus."

12/29/2011 10:36:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
How does one astronaut tell another astronaut that he is sorry?

He Apollo-gises.

12/29/2011 10:32:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
My boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful
Well they do say that love is blind !

12/29/2011 02:59:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.

"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most legal

12/27/2011 08:40:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
A man was sleeping on his deathbed. The man woke up to see his wife silently praying beside him.
He said, " Martha, I have something to confess to you."
She said, "No dear, save your energy."
He said, "I must tell you so I may pass on to heaven, I cheated on you."
She said, " I know, I poisoned you."

12/26/2011 05:59:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
What did one lab rat say to the other?

I've got my scientist so well trained that every time I push the buzzer, he brings me a snack.
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