2/26/2012 02:49:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries – “DOC, DOC… I can’t feel my legs, I can’t feel my legs!!!
patients.jpg
“Well of course you can’t silly!”, replies the Doc… “I’ve cut off both of your arms

2/26/2012 01:23:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
Tarzan
Wow! New Underwear

2/26/2012 01:20:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Santa: Tu office mein toh bada sher bana ghumta hai, ghar par kya ho jata hai?
durgamata.jpg
Banta: Hota toh sher hi hoon par DURGA sawar ho jaati hai…

2/26/2012 01:16:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Captain of Military : Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada.
Captain
Captain : Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa : Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10 number pe tha.'

2/24/2012 07:12:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse?
ride-horse.jpg
He is given his last chance to run away.

2/24/2012 07:09:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
One day Robert present a MURGA as a gift to Ajit. Ajit was in a great mood .
Ajit : Robert! Iss ke saamne daru ka glass rakho.
Robert : (Shocked) Lekin kyon boss?
cock
Ajit : Jab iss ke same daru ka glass rakha jaye ga taab usse hume kahenge “PEA-COCK”.

2/24/2012 07:05:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Fat Monkey
Newer Posts
Older Posts
Web Analytics