TICKLE 'n' GIGGLE

Teacher : make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times
Student : lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara :P


Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Student: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan....


Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "u will go to jail".


Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?

Daughter told to her mother, “Right now I have seen a healthy white big cat went out from our kitchen”

संता - तेरे कुत्ते ने मेरी किताब फाड़ दी !

बंता - मैं उसे अभी सजा देता हूँ.

संता - मैंने सजा दे दी.

बंता – कैसे ?

संता – मैं उसकी कटोरी का दूध पी गया … !!!