8/30/2012 05:17:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »

Patient: Doctor, I think that I’ve bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.

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Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: “No, but I’ll be able to see if your neck leaks.”

8/30/2012 05:16:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »



One lady is telling to a girl, “Do you know what is the secret of being young?
The girl told, “May be take care of skin.
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The lady told, “No, the secret of being young is sleep the right numbers of hours, go with the right crowed, eat right food and tell the WRONG AGE.”

8/28/2012 09:26:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and started hassling him about where he got it. He told them to leave him alone and let him get some sleep.

However, they persisted until he finally gave in. "Okay, follow me," he said as he flapped out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.

Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked. "YES, YES, YES!" all the other bats screamed in a frenzy.

"Good," shouted the blood soaked bat, "because I didn't!"

8/27/2012 09:05:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
एक बार बंता की टूटी हुई टांग देख कर संता, बंता से पूछता है;

संता: तुम्हारी टांग कैसे टूट गई?

बंता: क्या बताऊं यार, कल दारू कम पी थी ना इसलिए!

संता: क्या मतलब, दारू कम पीने से टांग कैसे टूट सकती है?

बंता: सीधी सी बात है, अगर मैंने छक कर पी होती तो मैं ठेके पर ही लुढक गया होता, अब चूंकि कम पी थी इसलिए घर की ओर चल पड़ा और रास्ते में एक गड्ढे में गिर गया!

8/24/2012 10:58:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Why did your sister wear a wet shirt all day ?
Because the label said, 'Wash and Wear.'

8/22/2012 11:36:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ..

8/22/2012 10:52:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
There were four country churches in a small Texas town: The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church and the Catholic Church. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels.
One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn’t interfere with God’s divine will.
In the Baptist Church the squirrels had taken up habitation in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistery and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow and there were twice as many there the next week.
The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God’s creation. So, they humanely trapped the Squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.
But — The Catholic Church came up with the best and most effective solution. They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.
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