4/30/2010 12:17:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
Walking through the shop,the strict new boss saw a young man leaning against a wall,daydreaming.The boss decided to show him how he treated slackers.
"How much do you earn"?he asked the boy."Twenty thousand",he answered in a boring voice.'Well here's forty-two months'pay,you're fired'roared the boss.
The young man took the money and left without a word.
"What was that boy doing here?"asked the boss."He was the pizza guy,"replied an assistant.
"How much do you earn"?he asked the boy."Twenty thousand",he answered in a boring voice.'Well here's forty-two months'pay,you're fired'roared the boss.
The young man took the money and left without a word.
"What was that boy doing here?"asked the boss."He was the pizza guy,"replied an assistant.
4/29/2010 07:48:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
Japanese banks have been hit almost as hard as American banks.The original bank has folded,and we hear the Sumo Bank has gone belly up too,Bonsai Bank plans to cut some of its branches.Karaoka Bank is for sale and is going for a song.meanwhile,staff at karate Bank got the chop,and analysts report there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank,where workers fear they may get a raw deal.
4/28/2010 08:20:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
A man sent a SMS to his father-in-law,complaining about his wife-'product,defective,not meeting my demands,kindly take action'.Father-in-law replied,'Warranty expired,manufacturer not responsible.
4/27/2010 03:38:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Lines outside a temple:-
"Why should we believe in GOD?"
Because there are some problems which cannot be answered by GOOGLE.
"Why should we believe in GOD?"
Because there are some problems which cannot be answered by GOOGLE.
4/27/2010 03:28:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Mayawati ko AMUL MILK ki modeling ka assignment mila.
So she posed with buffaloes .
The newspaper published the picture with caption-
"MAYAWATI,third from left."
So she posed with buffaloes .
The newspaper published the picture with caption-
"MAYAWATI,third from left."
4/26/2010 05:07:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
One man had a dream in which someone killed him.
He closed his accounts from the bank.
But why?
Because the slogan of the bank was "we make all your dreams come true."
He closed his accounts from the bank.
But why?
Because the slogan of the bank was "we make all your dreams come true."
4/26/2010 05:03:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Visitor to watchman at a deserted government office:"Don't they work in the afternoon?"
Watchman:"Sir , it is in the morning they don't work .In the afternoon,they don't come."
Watchman:"Sir , it is in the morning they don't work .In the afternoon,they don't come."
4/26/2010 09:25:00 AM Edit This 1 Comment »
A women visited a carpet store.She needed a carpet for her living room floor.'Do you know how big the room is'?The shopkeeper asked her.'Yes,'she said,"It's 22 sandals long by 18 sandals wide.And I wear a size 8."
4/24/2010 12:12:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
FUNNY BUT TRUE:
"Love is so beautiful , wonderful and amazing.....
It is the best thing in the world untill,
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It happens to your daughter.......
4/24/2010 11:43:00 AM Edit This 1 Comment »
What did a handsome dog say to a beautiful bitch on a candle light dinner near a romantic beach in open moonlight... "BHOW-BHOW"aur us bichare ne kya kehna tha.........
4/24/2010 09:44:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
One boy is carrying a ladder to school.Why?Because he is going to High school.
4/23/2010 04:46:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
CHILD OF NEW GENERATION
One new born baby said to the nurse do you have a cell phone .
The nurse replied-"YES , but why do you want it.
The child replied-"Because , I want to sms God that I've safely reached earth.
One new born baby said to the nurse do you have a cell phone .
The nurse replied-"YES , but why do you want it.
The child replied-"Because , I want to sms God that I've safely reached earth.
4/23/2010 04:12:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Why did skeleton refuse to cross the road ?
Because the skeleton did not have any guts.
Because the skeleton did not have any guts.
4/22/2010 04:39:00 PM Edit This 1 Comment »
Sardar ped par chada Bandar ne puchcha upar kyu aaya?
Sardar-Apple khane.
Bandar-Ye to aam ka ped hai.
Sardar-Apple khane.
Bandar-Ye to aam ka ped hai.
Sardar-Pata hai .Tu jyada samajhdar mat ban main apple saath laaya hun.
4/22/2010 04:30:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
One friend asked another- Are u married or do u cook your own food ?
He replied -the answer to both the questions is "YES".
He replied -the answer to both the questions is "YES".
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