12/30/2013 08:15:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
There were two brothers at aged 12 & 8. They were so naughty and always people comes with complain to their parents. Parents became very fed-up and they have taken them to the mental doctor.
Doctor firstly call 12 years boy and asked him “Tell me where is god?” The boy keep himsilence. Then doctor again with loud voice asked him “Tell me where is God?”.
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The boy suddenly ran away and went to his home and hide himself in his cloth cupboard.
When another brother saw that he also ran away after him and reached to the home and asked “Brother what doctor asked you and why you ran away?”
The elder brother said, “God is missing and everybody thinking that we did it”

12/26/2013 03:51:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Wife: Why are you waiting here?
Husband: Sher ka shikar karne ja raha hoon mere darling!
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Wife: Toh jao naa khade kyu ho!
Husband: Kaise jaau.. Bahar kutta jo khada hai!

12/19/2013 07:45:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
A woman walks up to an obnoxious drunk at a bar and tells him, "If you were my husband, I'd poison your drink."
The man replies, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

12/13/2013 08:13:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
The mother says to her daughter, "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"
The daughter answers, "First day? Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow?"

12/07/2013 06:59:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Papa : Beta, har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character thik ho jayega…
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Beta : Lekin Papa fir aap ka character ka kya hoga..??

12/01/2013 06:59:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
Police: Where do u live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With Me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
Me: You won't believe me if I tell you.
Police: Tell Me!
Me: Next to my house.

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