9/26/2010 03:42:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
ek sardar doosre se,
are kele ka chilka,
lagta hai,
aaj phir fisalna padega.
9/25/2010 01:08:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
लड़का-पूजा,तुम्हारे बारहवीं में कितने %आए ?
पूजा-९९%|
लड़का-बाप रे,इतने में तो तीन लड़के पास हो जाते|
9/22/2010 02:10:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
एक गंजे के सर पर दो बाल उग आए|
एक दिन दोनों में प्यार हो गया|
पर,
उन दोनों का विवाह न हो सका,
क्योंकि बाल-विवाह अपराध है|
9/21/2010 08:46:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
पप्पू को फांसी कि सजा हुई |
जज ने पूछा : कोई आखिरी ख्वाहिश ?
पप्पू : मेरी जगह आप लटक जाओ |
9/19/2010 08:37:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
टीचर-तुम्हारे पिता का क्या नाम है?
बच्चा-गूगल सिंह|
टीचर-ये कैसा नाम है?
बच्चा-मैं जहाँ भी जाऊं,वे मुझे ढून्ढ लेते हैं|
9/18/2010 05:33:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
As the stranger entered the village store , he spots a sign : "Danger! Beware of dog!" Inside , he sees a harmless old hound asleep in the middle of the floor .
"Is that the dogs we're supposed to beware of ?" he asks the owner . "That's him ,"comes the reply .
" He doesn't look dangerous to me. Why would you post that sign ?" "Before I posted it ,people kept tripping over him"
9/16/2010 08:28:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
Teacher-When was Rome built?
Sanjay-At night,Sir.
Teacher-Who told you that?
Sanjay-You did,sir.You once said that Rome was not built in a day!
9/14/2010 09:25:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
पति -अजी सुनते हो , डाक्टरो का कहना है कि ज्यादा बोलने से इंसान कि उम्र कम हो जाती है |
पत्नी-अब तो तुमको यकीन हो गया न कि मेरी उम्र 45 से घटकर 25 कैसे हो गयी |
9/11/2010 09:14:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
अमित-तुम्हारे घर में किसका राज चलता है?
सुमित-सबका|
अमित-कैसे?
सुमित-मेरी बीवी बच्चों को डांटती है,बच्चे नौकरों को डांटते हैं,और मैं कुत्ते-बिल्ली को हड्कारता रहता हूँ|
9/11/2010 01:59:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
GIRLFRIEND TO HIS BOYFRIEND
Girlfriend-Tum shaadi ke baad mujhe pyaar karoge.
Boyfriend-If your husband allows me.
9/10/2010 12:54:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
SARDAR:- aise kaise jaa raha hai, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain ab answer bata ke jaa.
FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
SARDAR:- aise kaise jaa raha hai, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain ab answer bata ke jaa.
9/10/2010 12:52:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
9/04/2010 12:07:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
NEW DEFINATION OF CURD
"Milk sleeping at night , morning becoming tight."
9/02/2010 05:35:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India
9/02/2010 05:34:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more
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