12/28/2010 04:50:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
टीचर-राम,क्या तुम हमेशा तुतलाते हो?
राम-जी नहीं,सिर्फ बोलते हुए|
12/27/2010 05:03:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
"If i give the money, will you buy booze ?"a man asks a beggar.
The beggar says no.
The man asks , "will you gamble ?"
The beggar says no.
"Then will you come with me ? the man asks. "I want my wife to see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble."
12/27/2010 04:49:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
"Mum, I'm going out for a walk," says a girl to her mother. "I some fresh air."
"very well , but tell your "fresh air" that you have to be home by nine O'clock!
12/26/2010 08:41:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
One child to another-Our parents have many options for us like:
Poison
Sleeping pills
Hanging by neck
Throwing from building
But they choose EDUCATION
Socha tarpa tarpa ke maarenge.
12/26/2010 08:34:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
मुन्ना-यार सर्किट,ये गांधीजी हर नोट में हँसते क्यों है?
सर्किट-सिंपल है भाई,रोएंगे तो नोट गीला हो जाएगा|
12/26/2010 08:30:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
संता अपनी बहन को लेकर कहीं जा रहा था|
रास्ते में एक लड़के ने संता से कहा-ओए,माशूका को लेकर कहाँ जा रहा है?
संता गुस्से में बोला-ओए,माशूका होगी तेरी,मेरी तो बहन है|
12/25/2010 03:59:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
A city slicker sees a field of animal and says to the farmer in charge, "what a strange-looking cow. Why doesn't it have horn?" "Well, there are several reasons, "the farmer replies. "Some cows get their horn late, other have their horns cut off , and still other never grow horns. "And this cow?" the city man asks. "Well, the reasons this cow doesn't have any horn is because it's a horse."
12/23/2010 07:32:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Man in sea-Help,help,I can't swim.
Drunkard on shore-So what?I can't play the violin but I am not shouting about it.
Drunkard on shore-So what?I can't play the violin but I am not shouting about it.
12/23/2010 07:28:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Dad-There is something wrong with my shaving brush.
Son-That's funny,it was alright when I painted my bike with it.
12/23/2010 04:41:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Playing golf,a lawyer got hit by a ball. When the player came over looking for the ball, the lawyer said,"I' m sorry,"said the golfer."But i did say 'fore.'"
"I'll take it,"said the lawyer.
12/23/2010 10:46:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
Teacher-sonu,tell me one sentence starting with 'I'.
Sonu-'I'is the....
Teacher-Always start with,'I'am...
Sonu-I am is the ninth letter in the alphabet list.
12/22/2010 11:49:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
Teacher-Ravi,why are writing your exam near the door?
Ravi-Becausea,it is a enterance exam.
12/22/2010 10:57:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
Smile is a great and wonderful gift from God.,and when we share it with someone,it costs nothing but enriches those who receive it without making the giver poor.
12/13/2010 04:22:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Two goats were eating lunch in the junkyard when one of them came across a large reel of film left over from an old movie theater and promptly began to eat it. When the first goat finished eating all the film, the second one asked, "well, how did you like it ?" not bad, "the first goat replied. "But i liked the book better."
12/11/2010 10:28:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
पप्पू दूधवाले से -तुम्हारी भैंस कितना दूध देती है?
दूधवाला-जी,दस किलो|
पप्पू-कितना बेच लेते हो?
दूधवाला-जी,ऊपरवाले कि कृपा से,पन्द्रह किलो|
12/09/2010 08:02:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
God first created the universe and then rested.God then created man and rested,he finally created woman and since then,neither God nor man rested.
12/06/2010 09:30:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
बच्चा-मम्मी,मेरा दोस्त राहुल आ रहा है,मेरे सारे खिलोने छुपा दो|
मम्मी-क्या तुम्हारा दोस्त चोर है?
बच्चा-नहीं,वो अपने खिलोने पहचान जाएगा|
12/05/2010 04:00:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Carpenter : your hammer is like lightning.
Helper : you mean I'm fast?
Carpenter : no, i mean you seldom strike at same place.
12/05/2010 03:52:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Teacher : what is the definition of an adult?
Student : someone who stopped growing upward and started growing sideways.
12/03/2010 04:55:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Patient : we like you better than the last doctor.
Doctor : how is that?
Patient : you seem more like one of us.
12/03/2010 04:48:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Teacher : what happened in 1869?
Student : Mahatma Gandhi was born.
Student : Mahatma Gandhi was born.
Teacher : what happened in1873?
Student : Gandhi was four years old.
12/02/2010 11:45:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
Good News!
All engineering exams will now be only objective type-
Example-3+3=?
0PTIONS-
A-6
B-SIX
C-VI
D-6.0
MORAL-ENGINEERING IS STILL TOUGH.
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