10/31/2011 09:40:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks "And get me a whisky you cow!" The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee.
When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass and bawls "And get me another whisky you idiot". Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee.
Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's approach "I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it now or I'll kick you".
The next moment, both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says "For someone who can't fly, you complain too much!"

10/30/2011 07:18:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »


A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit; she instructed her son – to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to daddy who is at site.
After junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that it was a lady that picked up daddy’s phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile.
Telephone
She waited impatiently for her husband to return from site, immediately she sighted him, she gave him a very hot slap, while the man was trying to ask why?
She repeated the slap, people from neighborhood rushed around to know the cause of this.
The man asked junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called,
Junior said “the number u are trying to call is not reachable

10/30/2011 07:55:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish washer, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. By the way, I have a large rotweiler inside named Killer; he won't bother you. I also have a parrot, and whatever you do, do not talk to the bird!"

Well, sure enough the dog, Killer, totally ignored the repairman, but the whole time he was there, the parrot cursed, yelled, screamed, and about drove him nuts.

As he was ready to leave, he couldn't resist saying, "You stupid bird, why don't you shut up!"

To which the bird replied, "Killer, get him!!!"

10/30/2011 07:44:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C. After Seeing he went to Delhi. Guess why?
The FORM said "FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".

10/29/2011 01:58:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes". The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was! "Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny..." After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail he got on the telephone and gave her a call. Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn't remember her answer to the marriage proposal. "Oh", she said, "I'm so glad you called. I remembered saying 'yes' to someone, but I couldn't remember who it was."

10/25/2011 09:13:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »

A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked stunning, he felt that in this suit he can do business.
As he was preening himself in front of the mirror he reached down to put his hands in the pockets and to his surprise he noticed that there were no pockets. He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him, "Didn't you tell me you were a banker?"
The young man answered, "Yes, I did."
To this the tailor said, "Who ever heard of a banker with his hands in his own pockets?"

10/17/2011 09:45:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
डाक्टर-तुम्हारे दो दांत कैसे टूट गए|
मरीज-सख्त रोटी खाने से|
डाक्टर-बीवी को रोटी खाने से मनaa कर देते|
मरीज-किया था,इसलिए,ये हालत हो गई है|

10/16/2011 11:11:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

10/11/2011 10:51:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

10/10/2011 08:37:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Patient: doctor, mujhe 3 mahine se khaasi hai.
Doctor: itne din kyu chup the?
Patient: chup kaun tha doctor. main to khaas rahaa tha. 

10/09/2011 10:19:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother."

10/04/2011 03:10:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

10/04/2011 03:07:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

10/02/2011 08:21:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »

  • Wife to husband: You don't love me at all.
    Husband points towards their 5 children and says, `Do you think I have downloaded them from Google`?

    • 10/02/2011 07:04:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
    A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

    The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

    So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

    The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

    They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

    They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

    On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

    There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

    10/01/2011 10:30:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
    Wife: Suniye, Kal Mera Birthday Hai Aap Mujhe Kya Gift Doge
    Husband: Tum Batao Tumhe Kya Chahiye, Jo Tum Bolo
    Wife: Mujhe Kuch Special Chahiye..
    Husband: Gold Ki Ring Dila Du…
    Wife: Nahi Kuch Bada Hona Chahiye
    Husband: Toh Phir Ceat Ka Tyre Dila Deta Hoon….

    10/01/2011 08:04:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
    A man asked his friend, why Dr Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.
    Sardarji replied ”Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”
    :)
    Rajiv gandhi swarg mein baitha tha achanak tej tej  hansne laga…..!
    Indira gandhi- Kyo hans rahey ho ??
    Rajiv gandhi- Sonia se shaadi maine ki… Lekin Bhugat Manmohan Singh Raha Hai…
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