2/26/2012 02:49:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries – “DOC, DOC… I can’t feel my legs, I can’t feel my legs!!!
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“Well of course you can’t silly!”, replies the Doc… “I’ve cut off both of your arms

2/26/2012 01:23:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
Tarzan
Wow! New Underwear

2/26/2012 01:20:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Santa: Tu office mein toh bada sher bana ghumta hai, ghar par kya ho jata hai?
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Banta: Hota toh sher hi hoon par DURGA sawar ho jaati hai…

2/26/2012 01:16:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Captain of Military : Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada.
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Captain : Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa : Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10 number pe tha.'

2/24/2012 07:12:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse?
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He is given his last chance to run away.

2/24/2012 07:09:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
One day Robert present a MURGA as a gift to Ajit. Ajit was in a great mood .
Ajit : Robert! Iss ke saamne daru ka glass rakho.
Robert : (Shocked) Lekin kyon boss?
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Ajit : Jab iss ke same daru ka glass rakha jaye ga taab usse hume kahenge “PEA-COCK”.

2/24/2012 07:05:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Fat Monkey

2/24/2012 07:01:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »

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2/24/2012 06:55:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna enjoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
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Jeeto: Why Three?
Santa: For you and your parents

2/22/2012 07:39:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked, “what you did till evening?”
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Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alrig

2/22/2012 07:36:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
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2/22/2012 07:35:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: “Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some flowers in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?”
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The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter: “Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money.”

2/22/2012 07:33:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
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FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

2/22/2012 07:32:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
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Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

2/20/2012 02:50:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »

Biwi: “Aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha, Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?”
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Shohar: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.”

2/14/2012 09:11:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.
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Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Sardar replied : Ok! We’ll apply next year.

2/14/2012 09:06:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Patient: Doctor, I think that I’ve bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
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Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: “No, but I’ll be able to see if your neck leaks.”

2/14/2012 09:04:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Boy : Jaan-e-man… ees dil me aaja na!
Girl : Sandal nikalu kya?
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Boy : Pagli, yeh mandir nahi… aise hi aaja!!

2/10/2012 08:58:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
Stosh and Stan were recently laid off when they decided to rob a bank. They planned for weeks so that everything would go smoothly when the heist took place. Stosh's job was to crack open the safe and detain the manager and Stan's job was to grab the money from the safe and the teller windows.
When the robbery took place, Stan gathered up all the money from the tellers but when he got to the safe, it was all tied up and the manager had a strange look on his face.
"STOSH!" Stan cried out. "I said BLOW THE SAFE and TIE UP THE MANAGER."

2/05/2012 05:37:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »

Once Laloo was coming out of airport.
As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo “WAIT SIR“…
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For which Laloo replied “65Kgs” and moved on…

2/05/2012 05:33:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »

Sardarji proposes to a woman.
She says “yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile ! boots.”
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He sets off to Africa and disappears.
Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one.
He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims
’71st and *again* barefeet!’

2/05/2012 05:29:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »

Sardar joined new job. First day, he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening?
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Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

2/04/2012 09:09:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
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Santa: Ji, aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am .
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