4/30/2012 07:49:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
mujse shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karogi?
4/30/2012 07:41:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha ha ha!
Police: Kyu hass rahe ho?
Sardar: Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hoon!
Sardar: Ha ha ha!
Police: Kyu hass rahe ho?
Sardar: Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hoon!
4/29/2012 08:20:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Jab Gabber paida hua to uski maan ne usse 3-4 thappad lagaye.
Gabber’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KITNE AADMI THEY…
Gabber’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KITNE AADMI THEY…
4/29/2012 08:09:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Wife: Why are you waiting here?
Husband: Sher ka shikar karne ja raha hoon mere darling!
Wife: Toh jao naa khade kyu ho!
Husband: Kaise jaau.. Bahar kutta jo khada hai!
Husband: Sher ka shikar karne ja raha hoon mere darling!
Wife: Toh jao naa khade kyu ho!
Husband: Kaise jaau.. Bahar kutta jo khada hai!
4/29/2012 08:02:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Santa dials a number and a girl named ‘SITA’ receives phone.
Santa says, “maine to delhi phone lagaya tha, ye ayodhya kaise lag gaya.”
4/28/2012 01:00:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?
Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!
4/22/2012 04:48:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Child : Mom isbar hum sare patake is shop se lenge.
Mom : lekin beta ye toh girls hostel hai.
Child : Papa to kehte hai ki sari phuljadiya yahi raheti hai.
Mom : lekin beta ye toh girls hostel hai.
Child : Papa to kehte hai ki sari phuljadiya yahi raheti hai.
4/22/2012 04:47:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo.
Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.
Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.
4/20/2012 11:31:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
Brotherly love
Teacher asked to a student, “If you see a man beating his donkey and you go to stop him, what virtue would you be showing?”
4/19/2012 11:29:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:
Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?
Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.
Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai?
Baccha: Ab bhago!
4/19/2012 04:56:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Ek ladki apny boy friend ke saath nayi garri main long drive per jaa rahi thi achanak raastey mein larki kehnay lagi…..“suno ! kya tum aik haath se garri chala saktay ho?”
Kyu nahi.. ladke ne bade fakher se garden akraaii…
Aur phir larki ne aahista se kaha, “Toh phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf karlo”
4/17/2012 11:13:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
santa : Tum kitne saal se jalebi bana rahe ho ?
Halwai : (Fakar Se) ji, 30 saal se .
Santa : Badi Sharam ki baat hai, tumse aaj tak jalebi sidhi nahi bani...!!
Halwai : (Fakar Se) ji, 30 saal se .
Santa : Badi Sharam ki baat hai, tumse aaj tak jalebi sidhi nahi bani...!!
4/14/2012 11:29:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
One Sardar was enjoying sun on a beach in UK. A lady came and asked him, “Are you relaxing?”
Sardar answered, “No I am Banta Singh.”
Another guy came and asked the same question. Sardar answered “No no me! Banta Singh.” Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the beach.
He went and asked him, “Are you relaxing?” The other Sardar was much educated and answered “Yes I am relaxing. The Sardar slapped him on his face and said, “Idiot, sab tere ko wahahn dhoond rahe hai aur tu yahaan aaram kar raha ho.”
4/12/2012 11:04:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Husband asks: Do u know the meaning of wife?
'Without Infomation Fighting Everytime'.
Wife on hearing replies,
It also means 'With Idiot For Ever'.
'Without Infomation Fighting Everytime'.
Wife on hearing replies,
It also means 'With Idiot For Ever'.
4/04/2012 04:45:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Santa: Tu office mein toh bada sher bana ghumta hai, ghar par kya ho jata hai?
Banta: Hota toh sher hi hoon par DURGA sawar ho jaati hai…
4/04/2012 04:40:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
One friend is telling to another friend “Always I have seen you have taken your wife only Night Cubs, why?”
The friend replied, “By the times she gets ready, no other places are open.”
4/04/2012 04:38:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Bania market jata hai underwear purchase karne.
Bania: Yeh kitne ka hai?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500.
Kanjoos Bania: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi.
4/04/2012 04:31:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Santa: Main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya toh waha per Sher tha.
Banta: Phir kya hua?
Santa: Maine Sher se kaha, “Pehle tum karlo, mera toh ho gaya hai.”
4/04/2012 04:29:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
A good friend is one who tells you to study well…
But a best friend is one who stands outside the examination room and shouts
“Abbe kuch aa raha hai ya aur cheat fekuuuu…”
“Abbe kuch aa raha hai ya aur cheat fekuuuu…”
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