TICKLE 'n' GIGGLE

Mr Mahen Lal grew up in America. At the age of 24 he decided to get married but he wanted a sati savitri type of girl who will cook and clean, take care of his family (typical girl).
His parents wanted him to choose a bride from his homeland. So Mahen goes to visits his old village.

He fell in love with Kamla (love at first site) kamlawati was uneducated, that’s one of the things Mahen liked about her because he knows how educated girls change in the U.S.
Anyway he said kamla to marry him promising her that they will go on a honeymoon. Kamla was amazed she thought to herself, “kya pati milla hai muje moon pe lejayega”

She was so excited to visit the moon she agreed to marry Mahen. When they arrived in America the couple went on a honeymoon to las vegas. After the (suhagrat) was over Kamla asks Mahen, “Aap ne wada kia tha ki hum honeymoon pe jainge…kub chale ga moon pe.”
Mahen replied : Suhag raat ko honeymoon bolte hai America mein.
Kamla replied : Oh!!! Aisa honeymoon to hum ganna ke khet mein bohut manawa hai.

Once Nasiruddin Hozza has thrown a big party in his residence. So he needs one big fry pan and he lend it from his neighbour.
After few days he returned the big pry pan including a small fry pan.
The neighbour asked the reason and he told that “Your fry pan gave birth to a new small fry pan, so i gave you both the fry pans.


The man happily received the fry pans. After some days Nasiruddin Hozza needs again the big fry pan and he went to his neighbour and brought the fry pan.
But long time passed Hozza did not return the fry pan.
So the neighbour came to him and asked for his fry pan. Hozza replied “Your fry pan died to give birth of her 2nd issue.”

Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend : B.A.

Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word padhe, aur woh bhi ulte…

Bank Robbery

This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a Mcdonald’s fast-food establishment in Florida… And they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
Name: John Flower
Sex: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
Desired position: Company’s president or vice president. But seriously, whatever available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.

Desired salary: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a michael ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
Education: yes.
Last position held: Target for middle management hostility.
Salary: Less than I’m worth.

Most notable achievement: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
Reason for leaving: It sucked.
Hours available to work: Any.
Preferred hours: 1:30-3:30 p.M., Monday, tuesday, and thursday.
Do you have any special skills?: Yes, but they’re better suited to a more intimate environment.
May we contact your current employer: If i had one, would i be here?

Do you have any physical conditions that would prohibit you from lifting up to 50 lbs?: Of what?
Do you have a car: I think the more appropriate question here would be “Do you have a car that runs?”
Have you received any special awards or recognition: I may already be a winner of the publishers clearing house sweepstakes.
Do you smoke: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
What would you like to be doing in five years: Living in the bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I’m the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now.
Do you certify that the above is true and complete to the best of your knowledge?: Yes. Absolutely.

Jingle Translation

Boost is the secret of my energy

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Can’t stop laughing

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Going for a roller coaster

idiot question and answer

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Novel reading cat

Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The things to avoid is being a bore to oneself.

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