2/23/2013 02:52:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Biwi: “Aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha, Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?”
Shohar: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.”
2/21/2013 04:55:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Captain of Military : Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada.
Captain : Tum aage kyun nahin bade? Santa : Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10 number pe tha.
Captain : Tum aage kyun nahin bade? Santa : Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10 number pe tha.
2/21/2013 04:55:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Take me to the 10th floor,’ said Banta Singh as he entered the lift of a high rise bulding.
When the lift reached its destination, the liftman opened its gates and said, ‘The 10th floor, beta.’
‘Why did you call me beta?’ demanded Banta Singh. ‘I am not your son.’
I called you beta because I brought you up,’ replied the liftman
When the lift reached its destination, the liftman opened its gates and said, ‘The 10th floor, beta.’
‘Why did you call me beta?’ demanded Banta Singh. ‘I am not your son.’
I called you beta because I brought you up,’ replied the liftman
2/21/2013 04:54:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Santa : Aapne nurse bahut changi rakhi hai, uska haath lagtey hi mein theek ho gaya.
Doctor : Jaanta hoon, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
Doctor : Jaanta hoon, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
2/16/2013 03:48:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Ek ladki apny boy friend k sath nai car main long drive par ja rahi thi achanak ladki kehnay lagi, “suno ! kya tum ek haath se garri chala saktay ho ?”
“Kyun nahi” ,ladkay ne baday fakher se kaha.
Ladki ne aahista se kaha, “to phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf kar lo.”
“Kyun nahi” ,ladkay ne baday fakher se kaha.
Ladki ne aahista se kaha, “to phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf kar lo.”
2/16/2013 03:45:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
A beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???
So, Which Platform are you Working on ???
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???
So, Which Platform are you Working on ???
2/16/2013 03:33:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Ek bar ek ladka samosa ke bich ke aalu ko kha raha tha aur bahar ke hisse ko phek raha tha.
Dushra dost usse poochta hai ke tum samose ke sirf aalu ko kyun kha rahe hoo?
Pehla: Doctor ne mujhe bahar ke chejo ko khane se mana kiya hai.
Dushra dost usse poochta hai ke tum samose ke sirf aalu ko kyun kha rahe hoo?
Pehla: Doctor ne mujhe bahar ke chejo ko khane se mana kiya hai.
2/16/2013 03:31:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
A police asked to a thief, “Why you went to stole same rack 3 times in a store?
The Thief replied, “Sir, I stole one dress for my wife and I came to change it twice.”
The Thief replied, “Sir, I stole one dress for my wife and I came to change it twice.”
2/14/2013 12:10:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
A Psychiatric Joke
Neurotics build castles in the air.Psychotics live in them.
Psychiatrists are the people who collect the rent.
2/04/2013 10:58:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Ek baar 3 fruits mein aapas mein baatcheet hoti hai.
Apple: Mujhe toh sab dho ke aur kaat ke khaate hai.
Amrood: Tujhe kya mujhe bhi sab dho ke aur kaat ke khate hai.
Apple, chup chaap baithe banana se kehta hai tu chup kyu hai?
Banana : “Main kya kahu mujhe toh batate hue bhi saram aati hai, mujheh to sab log nanga karke khate hai.”
Apple: Mujhe toh sab dho ke aur kaat ke khaate hai.
Amrood: Tujhe kya mujhe bhi sab dho ke aur kaat ke khate hai.
Apple, chup chaap baithe banana se kehta hai tu chup kyu hai?
Banana : “Main kya kahu mujhe toh batate hue bhi saram aati hai, mujheh to sab log nanga karke khate hai.”
2/01/2013 05:38:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
A man went to his doctor with an unusual problem. “Doctor,”
the man began, “I have a strange problem that I’m hoping that you can
help me with. Whenever I drink coffee, I experience a sharp, excruciating pain.”
The doctor replied, “Try to remember to remove the spoon from the cup before you drink.”
The doctor replied, “Try to remember to remove the spoon from the cup before you drink.”
2/01/2013 05:37:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn’t find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”
She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”
2/01/2013 05:35:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse?
He is given his last chance to run awa
He is given his last chance to run awa
2/01/2013 05:34:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Raat ka time jab Munna aur Chinkie apnay bed room mien so rahay thay to phone ki ghanti baji.
Voice: Aray doctor sahab jaldi aayeay! Meray betay nay blade kha liya hai.
Munna abhi jaanay k liye tayyar hi hota k dobara phone aata hai.
Voice: Doctor Sahab! Aab aanay ki koi zaroorat nahi, meray husband ko shave k liye doosra blade mil gaya hai.
Voice: Aray doctor sahab jaldi aayeay! Meray betay nay blade kha liya hai.
Munna abhi jaanay k liye tayyar hi hota k dobara phone aata hai.
Voice: Doctor Sahab! Aab aanay ki koi zaroorat nahi, meray husband ko shave k liye doosra blade mil gaya hai.
2/01/2013 05:29:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Movie Director, “Now you have to jump from the 10th floor.”
Nervous Actor, “But suppose I got injured or killed?”
Director, “Thats the idea, coz its the last scene of the movie.”
Nervous Actor, “But suppose I got injured or killed?”
Director, “Thats the idea, coz its the last scene of the movie.”
2/01/2013 05:26:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Robert: America mein WAAR ho gaya boss!!!
Ajit: U.S mein kyaa rakhaa hai Bloody Fool!!! India mein roz “WAAR” hota hai.
Bolo kaise???
Robert: Nahin maaloom Boss!!! Ajit: Arre ulloo!!! SOMWAAR, MANGALWAAR, BUDHWAAR…
Bolo kaise???
Robert: Nahin maaloom Boss!!! Ajit: Arre ulloo!!! SOMWAAR, MANGALWAAR, BUDHWAAR…
2/01/2013 05:24:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again.
Santa replies, “I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.”
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again.
Santa replies, “I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.”
2/01/2013 05:22:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?
A. Because he was pissed off!
A. Because he was pissed off!
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