3/29/2013 11:18:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
"Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a Breathalyzer?" asked one drink to his friend at the next barstool.

"Well, I'd have to say it's a bag that tells you when you've drunk way too much," answered the equally wasted gent.

"Ah hell, whaddya know? I've been married to one of those for years and years now!"

3/28/2013 11:15:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito.

3/23/2013 01:25:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
A boy asks his father to explain the differences among irritation,
aggravation, and frustration.
Dad picks up the phone and dials a number at random. When the phone is
answered he asks, "Can I speak to Alf, please?"
"No! There's no one called Alf here." The person hangs up.
"That's irritation," says Dad.
He picks up the phone again, dials the same number and asks for Alf a
second time.
"No -- there's no one here called Alf. Go away. If you call again I
shall telephone the police." End of conversation.
"That's aggravation."
"Then what's 'frustration'?" asks his son.
The father picks up the phone and dials a third time:
"Hello, this is Alf. Have I received any phone calls?"

3/22/2013 09:53:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
A woman repeated a bit of gossip about a neighbor. Within a few days the whole community knew the story.
The person it concerned was deeply hurt and offended.
Later the woman responsible for spreading the rumor learned that it was completely untrue.
She was very sorry and went to a wise old sage to find out what she could do to repair the damage.
"Go to the marketplace," he said, "and purchase a chicken, and have it killed. Then on your way home, pluck its feathers and drop them one by one along the road."
Although surprised by this advice, the woman did what she was told.
The next day the wise man said, "Now go and collect all those feathers you dropped yesterday and bring them back to me."
The woman followed the same road, but to her dismay, the wind had blown the feathers all away. After searching for hours, she returned with only three in her hand.
"You see," said the old sage, "it's easy to drop them, but it's impossible to get them back.
So it is with gossip. It doesn't take much to spread a rumor, but once you do, you can never

3/16/2013 08:03:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
Ek patient Munna Bhai k paas aaya, Munna nay uss ka chek-up kiya aur bola
Doctor and patient
Munna : Tumharay pass ziyada waqt nahi hai
Patient : Meray pass kitna time hai. Munna : Dus (10)
Patient : Kya Dus…. Minute….. Ghantay………. Din……? Munna : No (9), Aath (, Saat (7),…….

3/11/2013 11:26:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
Doctor ek patient ke pichhe bhag raha tha… Ek aadmi ne puchha kya hua?
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Doctor : Are yaar char bar aisa hua hai sala brain ka operation karwana aata hai aur baal katwake chala jata hai.
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