7/31/2013 10:26:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »


That’s Strange



A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, “Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer.”
tomb stone
The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passers-by would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone. However he suggested an alternative. He would inscribe, “Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer.”
That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark, “That’s Strange.”

7/30/2013 08:58:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Ek baar ek Totaa (Bole to Parrot) Ud raha tha full speed par.
Uske saamne achanak full speed mein ek Ferrari aa rahi thi, dono ki takkar hui…
Totaa behosh hoga ya, raste mein ek bhikari tha usne Totaa ko uthaya aur ghar le gaya.
Parrot
Usko marham lagaya aur pinjare mein rakh diya.
Jab Totaa ko hosh aaya, usne apne aap ko pinjare mein dekha.
Aur bola, “Aalia … JAIL …. Woh Ferrari ka driver mar gaya kya ??

7/23/2013 10:32:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached? Science student: When my father sees my report card!

7/22/2013 03:02:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »


On a ship, the Project managers of three different companies belonging to 3 different nations were traveling with their Trainee guys.
Ship
They started an argument on whose Trainee engineer had more guts. The American PM called for one of his man and told him to jump off and take a round swimming around the moving ship.

The Trainee did as he was commanded. The American PM boasted of by saying, “See the guts!”
Now the German PM called out for one of his man and asked him to take two similar rounds around the moving ship.
The Trainee did as he was told. When he came back from the water the German PM said, “See the guts!”
Now the Indian PM called out for his most courageous man and asked him to take five similar rounds.
The Trainee promptly replied, ” Why the hell should I ???”
The PM proudly said, “See the guts!”

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7/21/2013 08:16:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »


Wife Vs Husband



A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word with each other. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
Couple in a car
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?”
“Yep ,” the wife replied, “In-laws.”

7/15/2013 04:22:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »


Men After All!!
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord of river appeared and asked, “Why are you crying?”
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.
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The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. “Is this your axe?” the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, “No.”
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. “Is this your axe?” the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, “No.”
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. “Is this your axe?” the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, “Yes.”
The Lord was pleased with the man’s honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, “Why are you crying?”
“Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!”
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Angeline Jolie “Is this your wife?” the Lord asked.
“Yes,” cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. “You lied! That is not true!”
The woodcutter replied, “Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said ‘no’ to Angelina Jolie , you would have come up with Cameroon Diaz . Then if I said ‘no’ to her, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said ‘yes,’ you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care
of all three wives, so that’s why I said yes to Angelina Jolie .”
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Going to the office



Husband : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Wife : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
husband and wife
Husband : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Wife : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can there be greater than this one?”

7/12/2013 12:42:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode. Again he comes and does the same stuff.
kitchen
Wife askes : Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies : Doctor told to check sugar level regularly.

7/12/2013 08:36:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
This is my sardarni,
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He is my kid,
and…. she is my kidney.

7/11/2013 07:19:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Boyfriend to Girlfriend: Darling main tumse shaadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
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Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai?
Boyfriend: Ek biwi aur 3 bacche…

7/10/2013 10:26:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.
"Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days".
The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.
The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed.
Doc says, "What's the problem...didn't the glasses help you?"
"The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"

7/07/2013 06:56:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point." The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $56 change.

7/06/2013 09:49:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Q) Why aren't bananas ever lonely?
A) Because they come in bunches!

7/05/2013 09:16:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Wife was setting her FaceBook password & husband was sitting beside her.

Suddenly her husband fell down from chair n started rolling on floor laughing badly...
Because
Wife set the word ''BRAIN'' as her FaceBook password & computer replied
''TOO SHORT''

7/05/2013 02:09:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
A little boy came home from his first day at kindergarten and said to his mother, 'What's the use of going to school ? I can't read, I can't write, and the teacher won't let me talk.'
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