10/26/2013 06:26:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
Q: What did the little tree say to the big tree?
A: Leaf me alone!
Q: What did the little tree say to the big tree?
A: Leaf me alone!
10/24/2013 06:42:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
Sardar joined a new job. On the very first day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked him what he did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Boss was happy and asked him what he did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
10/10/2013 01:22:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Jab Gabbar paida hua…
Jab Gabber paida hua to uski maan ne usse 3-4 thappad lagaye.
Gabber’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KITNE AADMI THEY…
10/04/2013 01:31:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Peter called his doctor’s office for an appointment.
“I’m sorry,” said the receptionist, “we can’t fit you in for at least two weeks.”
Peter said, “But I could be dead by then!”
Receptionist replied, “No problem. If your wife lets us know, we’ll cancel the appointment. “
“I’m sorry,” said the receptionist, “we can’t fit you in for at least two weeks.”
Peter said, “But I could be dead by then!”
Receptionist replied, “No problem. If your wife lets us know, we’ll cancel the appointment. “
10/01/2013 04:45:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
The doctor told a dumb blonde that if she ran 8 km. a day for 300 days, she would lose 34 kgs.
At the end of 300 days, the blonde called the doctor to report she had lost the weight, but she had a problem.
“What’s the problem?” asked the doctor.
“I’m 2400 km. from home.”
At the end of 300 days, the blonde called the doctor to report she had lost the weight, but she had a problem.
“What’s the problem?” asked the doctor.
“I’m 2400 km. from home.”
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