5/06/2010 03:14:00 PM
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Teacher:"Rina, what is your favourite flower?"
Rina:"Chrysanthemums."
Teacher: "Spell it."
Rina: " Actually ,come to think of it, I like roses better!"
5/05/2010 01:00:00 PM
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Judge:"Why did you steal the car?"
Prisoner:"I had a perfectly good reason,your honour.The car was parked near the cemetery,so I thought the owner was dead."
5/04/2010 09:59:00 PM
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A man goes to a doctor complaining about stomach problems.The doctor asks him what he's been eating."I only eat pool balls,"he says."Red ones for breakfast,yellow and orange ones for lunch,blue for afternoon snacks,and purple and black for dinner."
"I see the problem,"says the doctor."You're not getting enough greens."
5/03/2010 04:15:00 PM
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Band clinic ke aage lambi line thi, ek banda bar-bar line me ghusta,
par log usko pakad ke piche phek dete
BANDA-lage raho beta clinic hi nai kholunga
5/02/2010 07:07:00 AM
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John and Tom apply for the same job.they take a written test,and got the same number of questions wrong.Tom gets the job,because he wrote "I don't know" for one of the incorrect answers,and John writes "Me either"for the same.
5/01/2010 12:51:00 PM
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What is business?
SON:I want to marry a girl of my choice.
DAD:No.
SON:Girl is Bill Gates daughter.
DAD:Then o.k .
Dad goes to Bill Gates.
I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates:No.
Dad: My son is the CEO of the WORLD BANK .
Bill Gates: Then o.k .
Dad goes to the President of the WORLD BANK .
Dad: Appoint my son as the CEO of your BANK .
President:No!
Dad:He is the son-in-law of BILL GATES.
President:Then o.k .
This is called BUSINESS.
5/01/2010 08:44:00 AM
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Kantilal was an avid stock market investor.His wife was worried about her husband's dis interest in her,so she took him to a baba camped near their home.
"Swamiji,"said she,"my husband talks only about FIIs,PEs,earnings per share,dividend,bonus.........
"Don't worry",said the Swami,"I'll check his futures and options."
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