7/31/2010 02:48:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Bhikhari: Sahib ik rupaiya de do.
Sahib: Kal anna.
Funny Bhikhari: Iss kal kal ke chakkar mein iss colony mein mere lakhon rupaiye fasse hue hai
7/31/2010 02:46:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Ek train bohot time baad chali.
Muslim kehta: Ya Ali bla tali.
Hindu kehta: Jai Bajrang Bali.
Funny Sardar kehta: Arre Ali aur Bali, train apni nahi, saath vali chali !!!
7/31/2010 02:40:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
टीटी और साधु
ट्रेन में -
टीटी साधु से :कहा जाना है ?
साधु : वही जहाँ श्री राम जन्मे थे ?
टीटी :टिकेट है क्या ?
साधु :नहीं
टीटी :चलो .....
साधु: कहा
टीटी : व्ही जहाँ श्री राम कृष्ण जन्मे थे ?
7/30/2010 11:50:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
"Doctor,how do I stop my nose from running?"
Doctor-"Stick your foot out,and trip it up."
7/30/2010 02:18:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
waiter-"Sir,just 50 Rs tip,yesterday your son 100Rs as tip".
customer-"I am a son of a school teacher,and my son's father is a millionaire."
7/27/2010 01:40:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
While showing tourists around Washington,a guide pointed out where George Washington supposedly threw a dollar across the Potomac river.
"That's impossible,"said the man."No one can throw the coin so far."
"You have to remember,"answered the guide."A dollar went a lot further in those days."
7/26/2010 10:11:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Original
Humphty Dumphty sat on a wall,
Humphty Dumphty had a great fall,
All the kings’ horses, all the kings’ men
Couldn’t put Humphty Dumphty
together again
Humphty Dumphty had a great fall,
All the kings’ horses, all the kings’ men
Couldn’t put Humphty Dumphty
together again
Punjabi Translation:
Baba Karnail Singh baitha si Dukaan te’
Baba Karnail Singh diggya dhadam se, Pind de log phir
aa ke kehan lagge,
Baba Karnail Singh te gaya hun kaam se.
Baba Karnail Singh diggya dhadam se, Pind de log phir
aa ke kehan lagge,
Baba Karnail Singh te gaya hun kaam se.
7/26/2010 10:08:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
A man received an invitation, to a party
which said “Black Tie Only”!!
When he went to the party he was surprised to
find the other invitees wearing trousers and shirts
as well !!!!
which said “Black Tie Only”!!
When he went to the party he was surprised to
find the other invitees wearing trousers and shirts
as well !!!!
7/25/2010 08:03:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
'Mom,I'm going out for a walk',says a girl to her mother.'I need some fresh air'.
'Very well,but tell your 'fresh air'that you have to be home by nine o'clock.'
7/24/2010 08:05:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
"Why can't I clone myself and keep the copies as spare parts?a biology teacher was asked.His answer was-"Be careful,one of the copies might keep you for for parts."
7/23/2010 07:41:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
A tiger and his mate were resting under a tree in sundarbans.Seeing them,a deer fled past as fast as he could.
"What was that?"yawned the drowsy tiger.
"fast food",said the tigress.
7/22/2010 03:10:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Did you hear that the world's biggest optimist fell out a window on the 79th floor?As he sailed past the 20th floor,he was overheard saying,"doing okay so far."
7/20/2010 11:06:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
Some friends rented a boat and went fishing on the lake.After they'd caught there fill and were heading on the dock,one guy asked,"Did you mark the spot where we got all these fish?"
"Of course,"his friend said,"I put a big white X on the side of the boat where we caught them.
"You idiot!"the first guy yelled in disgust."What makes you think we will be able to get this boat tomorrow?"
7/18/2010 08:54:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
A man is in the court for murder and the judge says,"You are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."
Then a voice at the back of the court yells,"You liar,fifteen years I lived next door to that liar and,every time I asked to borrow a hammer,he said he didn't have one!..."
7/16/2010 12:08:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
"They tell me your son in college is quite an author.Does he write for money?"
"Yes in every letter."
7/15/2010 04:36:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
A guy walks into a bar and orders two beers . The bartender looks at him curiously . "One's for me ," the man explains. "The other is for my poor ,sickly brother back in the old country . He's barely hanging on." The bartender nods sympathetically and pours him two glasses of beer . This goes on to for most of the night and the next night , and the one after that .After about a week of drinking two beers at a time-one for him , one for his sickly brother -the man comes into the bar looking particularly downhearted and orders just one beer .
"It's your brother , isn't it ?" the barman says solemnly .
"No,nothing wrong with him ," the man says , shrugging . "It's me . I've given up drinking ."
7/14/2010 09:40:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
दूर से बिल्ली को आता देखकर,चूहा दिवार के पीछे छिप गया और बोला-"भौं-भौं"
बिल्ली समझी,आसपास कहीं कुत्ता है और वह भाग खड़ी हुई|यह देखकर चूहे के
बच्चे ने पूछा,"पापा यह क्या था?"
चूहे के पापा बोले-"सैकिंड लैन्गुइज़ सीखने का फायदा|"
7/12/2010 07:59:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
An engineer,an accountant,a chemist and a bureaucrat are bragging about how smart their dogs are.
The engineer called his dog,"T-square,do your stuff."The dog took out a paper and pen and drew a circle, a square and a triangle.Everyone greed he was smart.
The accountant called,"Slide Rule,Do your stuff."The dog got a dozen cookies and made four stacks of three.Everyone was impressed.
The chemist called,"Beaker do your stuff."The dog brought a jug of milk,got a250ml glass,and poured exactly 200ml without spilling a drop.Everyone agreed he ws great.
The bureaucrat called,"Coffee Break,do your stuff."the dog ate the cookies,drank the milk,chewed the paper,claimed the injuries his mouth doing so,filed a grievance for unsafe work conditions,asked for compensation and took extended sick leave.
7/10/2010 02:55:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Santa: What is the difference between “complete and finish”?
Banta: When you marry a right person you are complete and when you marry the wrong one you are finished !!!!!
7/10/2010 02:51:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
A Bengali babu returns from China.
Bengali asks wife: Do I look like a foreigner ?
Wife: No.
Bengali: Look carefully, do I look like a foreigner ?
Wife again replies: No.
By now Mr Bengali was fuming.
Bengali yells: All those women in China were fools. Where ever I visited, they all said: "Look a foreigner"
7/08/2010 05:58:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
"Say , Dad , remember that story you told me about when you were expelled from the college ?"
"Yes. "
"Well , I was just thinking , Dad , how true it is ,that history repeats itself !"
7/08/2010 05:50:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
There's a story of about a lawyer who only says his prayers once a year ,New Year's Day .The rest of the time he just jumps into bed and says , "DITTO."
7/07/2010 11:16:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Boy-Teacher,I can't do this math problem.
Teacher-Any 10-year-old should be able to do it.
Boy-Well,no wonder I'm 11.
7/06/2010 11:48:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
लड़का-"स्वामीजी,कोई उम्र लम्बी करने की तरकीब बताइये|"
स्वामी-"तुम,शादी कर लो,वत्स|"
लड़का-"शादी करने से,क्या उम्र लम्बी हो जाएगी?"
स्वामी-"नहीं,उम्र लम्बी लगने लगेगी|"
7/05/2010 10:32:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
पत्नी-"कल मेरी माँ आ रही है|"
पति-"क्या तुम्हारे पापा भी साथ आ रहें हैं?"
पत्नी-"क्यों,आपको उनकी याद आ रही है क्या?"
पति-"नहीं,मैं सोच रहा था,अगर वो साथ आते तो मेरी रसोई में कुछ मदद हो जाती|
7/03/2010 09:18:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
बेटा -पापा शादी में दुल्हे को घोड़ी पर क्यों बैठाते है?
पिता बेटा , उसे जान बचाकर भागने का आखिरी मौका दिया जाता है !
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