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An engineer,an accountant,a chemist and a bureaucrat are bragging about how smart their dogs are.
The engineer called his dog,"T-square,do your stuff."The dog took out a paper and pen and drew a circle, a square and a triangle.Everyone greed he was smart.
The accountant called,"Slide Rule,Do your stuff."The dog got a dozen cookies and made four stacks of three.Everyone was impressed.
The chemist called,"Beaker do your stuff."The dog brought a jug of milk,got a250ml glass,and poured exactly 200ml without spilling a drop.Everyone agreed he ws great.
The bureaucrat called,"Coffee Break,do your stuff."the dog ate the cookies,drank the milk,chewed the paper,claimed the injuries his mouth doing so,filed a grievance for unsafe work conditions,asked for compensation and took extended sick leave.
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