9/28/2011 03:35:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Baniya Marte Waqt… Sunti Ho ? Wife: Bolo, Mein Yahin Ho… Aur Pappu aur Pinki? Yes, Papa Hum Bhi Yahi Hai… Baniya: Toh Paas Ke Kamre Ki Light Aur Fan Toh Band Karke Aatey
9/27/2011 12:53:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Netaji Ne Ek Bacche Ko Bhiksha Maangte Hue Dekha, Netaji Unke Paas gaye Aur Samjhaya, Beta Tumhe School Main Hona Chaiye Tum Yahan Kya Kar rahe Ho.Baccha Bola School Gaya Tha Par Wahan 1 Rs Bhi Bheek nahi Mili.
Teacher Ne Class Main Kaha, Sab Bacche Angreji Ki VarnMala Sunao, Santa Ne Khade Hokar Poocha Choti Waali Sunaun Ya Badi waali.
Judge: Isse Pehle Ki Faisla Sunaya Jaaye, Tum Kuch Adalat Main Kehna Chahte Ho.
Apradhi: Nahi Saahab Aaj Subah Aakhiri Dus Rupaye Bhi Vakil Sahab Ko De Diye.
Apradhi: Nahi Saahab Aaj Subah Aakhiri Dus Rupaye Bhi Vakil Sahab Ko De Diye.
9/23/2011 04:54:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
After 2 Year Of Married Life, Some Examples How Wives Fight With Their Husbands….
Accountant Wife: Apne Hisab Se Raho Samjhe,
Share Broker Wife: Jyada Bola Na Toh Sauda Kar Dungi Loss Mein,
Orthopedic Doctor Wife: Kam Bolo, Haddiyan Tod Dungi,
Piolet Wife: Aaj Kal Jyada Hee Hawa Mein Udd Rahey Ho, Zameen Par Laau Kya Abhi,
History Teacher Wife: Mujhe Jyada Itihaas Mat Sikhao Samjhe,
Software Engineer Wife: Abey Pehle Bug Toh Nikal Le, Baad Mein Bahas Karna….
Accountant Wife: Apne Hisab Se Raho Samjhe,
Share Broker Wife: Jyada Bola Na Toh Sauda Kar Dungi Loss Mein,
Orthopedic Doctor Wife: Kam Bolo, Haddiyan Tod Dungi,
Piolet Wife: Aaj Kal Jyada Hee Hawa Mein Udd Rahey Ho, Zameen Par Laau Kya Abhi,
History Teacher Wife: Mujhe Jyada Itihaas Mat Sikhao Samjhe,
Software Engineer Wife: Abey Pehle Bug Toh Nikal Le, Baad Mein Bahas Karna….
9/23/2011 08:03:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
Once A Software Engineer Was Smoking In A Public Place
Old Man Saw Him And Said: You Did’nt See That Board Indicates Warning About “Smoking In Public Places Is Prohibited”
Software Engineer: Oye Uncle, I Am Software Engineer By Profession And We Only Worry About Bugs & Errors….Not Warnings
Old Man Saw Him And Said: You Did’nt See That Board Indicates Warning About “Smoking In Public Places Is Prohibited”
Software Engineer: Oye Uncle, I Am Software Engineer By Profession And We Only Worry About Bugs & Errors….Not Warnings
9/22/2011 07:16:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
Pappu Ghar Der Se Pahucha Aur Ghar Mein Darte Darte Enter Hua
Father: Kahan Tha Ab Tak, Itna Late Kaise Hua,
Pappu: Papa, Friend Ke Ghar Tha,
Pappu: Papa, Friend Ke Ghar Tha,
Yeh Sun Kar Unhone Sabhi Khaas Doston Ko Phone Laga Diya,
Friend 1: Ji Uncle Yahi Pe Tha, Just Ghar Ke Liye Nikla Hai,
Friend 2: Yahi Hai Uncle Toilet Gaya Hai, Baat Karau Kya ?
Friend 3: Uncle Ji Woh Padh Raha Hai….
Friend 2: Yahi Hai Uncle Toilet Gaya Hai, Baat Karau Kya ?
Friend 3: Uncle Ji Woh Padh Raha Hai….
Best Friend: Friend 4: Haan Papa Boliye, Kuch Kaam Tha !!
Kyunki Har Ek Friend Zaroori Hota Hai
9/21/2011 06:49:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
A Japanese came to India. He took a AUTO to go to the airport. On d way a HONDA overtakes, Japanese: HONDA made in JAPAN very fast..... Next a TOYOTA overtakes, he said TOYOTA made in JAPAN, very fast. Airport came he asked how much? Driver: 8000Rs Japanese: y so expensive? Driver: METER made in INDIA very fast... -
9/20/2011 10:45:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."
The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"
The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.
"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."
The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"
The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.
"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
9/16/2011 09:01:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Employee-Boss,please increase my salary,I have recently got married.
Boss-Sorry,the company is not responsible for accidents happening outside the company.
Boss-Sorry,the company is not responsible for accidents happening outside the company.
9/16/2011 04:23:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
A newly wed girl was being welcomed at the husband’s home in a traditional manner.
She was asked to give a little speech. She addressed as follows:
“My dear family members, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family”, she said “Firstly, with my presence I would not want to create any inconveniences by my being here. I mean that I don’t want you all to change your way of life, your routine.”
“What do you mean my child?” asked the patriarch of the family.
What I mean dad is:
Those who used to wash dishes must carry on washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked shouldn’t stop on my account.
Those who used to clean should clean.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked shouldn’t stop on my account.
Those who used to clean should clean.
As for me, I am here just to control your son!
9/14/2011 12:58:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
लालू फ़ुटबॉल मैच देख रहा था|
अपने P.A से-ये इतने लोग बाल को लात क्यों मार रहे हैं?
P.A-गोल करने के लिए|
लालू-बाल तो पहले से ही गोल है,और कितना गोल करेंगे|
अपने P.A से-ये इतने लोग बाल को लात क्यों मार रहे हैं?
P.A-गोल करने के लिए|
लालू-बाल तो पहले से ही गोल है,और कितना गोल करेंगे|
9/14/2011 12:53:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
पति-भागवान,तुमसे शादी करने का एक फायदा हुआ है,मुझे|
पत्नी-वो क्या?
पति-मुझे मेरे गुनाहों की सजा जीते जी ही मिल गई|
पत्नी-वो क्या?
पति-मुझे मेरे गुनाहों की सजा जीते जी ही मिल गई|
9/13/2011 07:43:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
आदमी-हे भगवान,मुझे तरक्की दे दे,मैं तूझे ५०१ का प्रसाद चढाऊँगा|
भगवान-अरे,कुछ तो शर्म कर,अन्ना देखरहा है|
भगवान-अरे,कुछ तो शर्म कर,अन्ना देख
9/12/2011 12:54:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli, “Break nahi maar sakte they kya ???”
Pathan herat se… “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”
9/10/2011 08:14:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
एक गधा एक सरदार को लात मारकर भागा|
सरदार उसके पीछे भागा|
उसने रास्ते में एक गिर्राफ्फ़देखा|
सरदार ने उसे एक लात मारी और बोला-साले ट्रैक-सूट पहन कर धोखा देता है|
सरदार उसके पीछे भागा|
उसने रास्ते में एक गिर्राफ्फ़देखा|
सरदार ने उसे एक लात मारी और बोला-साले ट्रैक-सूट पहन कर धोखा देता है|
9/10/2011 08:00:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
लड़का-आप कहाँ रहती हैं?
लड़की-M.G road पर|
लड़का-इतनी अमीर और खूबसूरत होकर भी,रोड पर रहती हैं|
लड़की-M.G road पर|
लड़का-इतनी अमीर और खूबसूरत होकर भी,रोड पर रहती हैं|
9/05/2011 05:25:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Nurse: How old are you?
Patient: None of your business.
Nurse: But the doctor must know your age for his records.
Patient: Well, first, multiply twenty by two, then add ten. Got that?
Nurse: Yes. Fifty..
Patient: All right, now subtract fifty, and tell me, what do you get?
Nurse: Zero.
Patient: Right. And that's exactly the chance of me telling you my age
Patient: None of your business.
Nurse: But the doctor must know your age for his records.
Patient: Well, first, multiply twenty by two, then add ten. Got that?
Nurse: Yes. Fifty..
Patient: All right, now subtract fifty, and tell me, what do you get?
Nurse: Zero.
Patient: Right. And that's exactly the chance of me telling you my age
9/05/2011 12:08:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
पापा-पप्पू,जा पडोसी के घर से मेरे लिए सिरदर्द की गोली मांग ला|
पप्पू-पापा,वोह नहीं देंगे|
पापा-मुझे पता है,बड़े कंजूस हैं,चल अलमारी से अपनी दवाई निकाल ले|
पप्पू-पापा,वोह नहीं देंगे|
पापा-मुझे पता है,बड़े कंजूस हैं,चल अलमारी से अपनी दवाई निकाल ले|
9/05/2011 12:02:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
अनिल की शादी एक नुर्स से हो गई|
दोस्त-यार,कैसी गुजर रही है?
अनिल-मत पूछ यार,जब तक सिस्टर न कहूँ,सुनती ही नहीं|
9/05/2011 11:58:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
मोहन-इंस्पेक्टर साहब,किसी ने मेरे बगीचे में बम रखा हुआ है|
इंस्पेक्टर-चिंता मत करो,अगर तीन दिन के अंदर किसी ने क्लेम नहीं किया,तो तुम रख लेना|
इंस्पेक्टर-चिंता मत करो,अगर तीन दिन के अंदर किसी ने क्लेम नहीं किया,तो तुम रख लेना|
9/01/2011 09:29:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
टीचर-नालायक,तुम्हारे कितने भाई-बहन और हैं?
बच्चा-मैं,अकेला हूँ,मैडम|
टीचर-शुक्र है भगवान का,नहीं तो वो भी ऐसे ही नालयक होते|
बच्चा-मैं,अकेला हूँ,मैडम|
टीचर-शुक्र है भगवान का,नहीं तो वो भी ऐसे ही नालयक होते|
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