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Q: What race is never run?
A: A swimming race.
Q: What kind of fish can't swim?
A: A dead one.
Q: What kind of stroke can you use on toast?
A: BUTTER-fly!
Q: Why did the Boston swimmer with the sore throat try to swallow his TYRs?
A: Because the doctor told him to GOGGLE with salt water!

Q. Why can male elephants swim whenever they want?
A. They always have trunks with them!

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