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Bert took his dog Bernard to the vet.

"Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail."

The vet stepped back, "Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?"

"Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome.

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A Gujju having no child, no money, no home, a blind mother, prays to God.
God happy with his prays, grants him a wish but its only one wish!
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Gujju thinks about his wish and says, “I want my mother to see my wife putting Diamond bangles on my Child’s hands in our new mansion!“

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In an interview,
Interviewer : How does a scooter run?
Santa : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr………….
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Interviewer shouts : Stop it!!
Santa : Dhhuurrrr dhupp dhupp dhupp dhupp……………

5/12/2012 04:17:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »

Girl- Today i was cooking chicken, when i added HARA DHANIYA, guess what happened.
Boy- Pata nahi, tum batao
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Girl - Chicken start dancing and singing “HUM PE YE KISNE HARA RANG DAALA… MAAR DAALA-ALLAAHH…

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One sardar says: Koi acha sa kapda (cloth) dikhaiye.
Sales man: Plain main dikhaon?
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Sardar: Abey hawai jahaz main nahi dukan par hi dikha!

5/07/2012 12:13:00 AM Edit This 0 Comments »
Dad : The girl whom I showed you is roopvati, gunvati and dhanvati. So you should marry her.
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Son : But the girl whom I love is roopvati, dhanvati and garbhvati so I must marry her.

5/06/2012 07:25:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
3 chhipkliyan diwar pe chal rahi thein.
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Ek ne gana shuru kiya
Jaisey hi gana band kiya baki ke do gir padein!
Bolo kyon?
Stupid eis liye
Baki dono ne tali bajai…

5/06/2012 07:23:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Pappu ek party mein gaya aur waha usne 8 butter naan kha liye.
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Kuch der baad toilet mein pet pakad ke ro raha tha bhagwan se request kar raha tha ki, “Hey bhagwan ya toh jaan nikal de ya naan nikal de!”

5/06/2012 07:21:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »

Guess Who???

 
 

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5/06/2012 07:17:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodile”?
PAPPU : “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
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TEACHER : No, that’s wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how “I” spell it!

5/06/2012 07:15:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Teacher: Tum school kyun aate ho?
Student: Vidya ke liye sir!
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Teacher: Phir tum class mein soo kyun rahe ho?
Student: Aaj Vidya nahi aayi hai isliye sir!!!

5/06/2012 07:14:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Laloo to his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai?
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P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.
Laloo: Susra, ball toh pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge!
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