5/30/2012 08:26:00 PM Edit This 0 Comments »
Bert took his dog Bernard to the vet.

"Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail."

The vet stepped back, "Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?"

"Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome.

0 comments:

Web Analytics